Ahoy M'hearties tis Captain Book Sniffer here! the most famous rum swilling pug pirate to have sailed the
seven seas. On my most recent voyage we ran into something very strange indeed. We had
set off from the Isle of Dogs
off on our way to Sardinia. There we had to drop off a supply of sardines to an
awfully nasty, yet awfully rich, group of cats, I digress, 9 days into our journey we
spotted a tiny island not found on any of our maps.
We sailed in to take a closer look. The island was no bigger than a kitchen
table. in the distance sat a figure who appeared to be fishing with
one hand and drawing with the other. It was right then that I recognised this
chap! It was none other than world famous Greenaway Shortlisted Author and Illustrator Chris Mould... Captain
Mould and how advantageous we should meet on the very month of publication of his latest illustrated series Pocket Pirates! (Published by Hodder Children's Books)
With a dastardly eye on his treasure chest we promptly sailed to
the island and dropped anchor. I threw him a cup attached to a very long piece
of string which he held up to his ear. I began to speak into my cup on the
other end of the string... or so the tale goes...
Ahoy Captain Mould. Captain BookSniffer here... I have just
finished your wonderful pirate adventure book 'Pocket Pirates - The great
cheese robbery' How long have you been a fan of pirates?
Ahoy there mi Booksniffing
bredrin. Good to hear you've been taking a gander at them there miniature sea
faring rascals. Mmmmm I think me and Pirates go back a LONG time. Many years
ago I discovered a dusty old copy of Treasure Island and fell in love with the idea
of rogues and rascals and treasure seeking business and I haven't been able to
shake it off since.
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Another Chris Mould Pirate adventure Pirates 'n' Pistols also published by Hodder Children's Books
- the best Piratical compilation around AND shortlisted for the Kate Greenaway Medal in 2014! |
A very wise path to take Sir. I noticed that these pirates
are very small... smaller than I! Why did you choose to make them so tiny (yet
mighty)?
Well it was an idea that was
a cross contamination of influences and inspiration. I used to LOVE The
Borrowers and Old Mrs Pepperpot when I was little. The idea of tiny people was,
and still is, universally appealing. I'd been re-reading The Borrowers and came
across a ship in a bottle when I was on holiday at the same time and I thought 'Aha yes, tiny pirates would live
in there.' and so it began ...
That is brilliant. I do love seeing the tiny pirates in the
wonderful pictures found in this book. Is it true you write and illustrated
this title?
Thank you. Yes, first and
foremost I'm an illustrator. And writing is something that came to me out of
the creative process. I wouldn't call myself a writer as such but it allows me
to create my own world and I'm happy there among the pirates and giant spiders
and things of the night. It beats growing up any day of the week.
I hope you were paid two gold pieces for this!?
Ah times have changed.
Cheese is the currency of the mini buccaneer. A good lump of Gorgonzola or Gruyere
is worth a million doubloons. Such is the nature of the tiny world they
inhabit.
Time for a joke I heard from my last voyage... What is a
pirate’s favourite subject at pirate school?
Fire away with the joke cannon, a pirates favourite
subject at school is ...?
ARRRRRRRRRT!
Arrrr I like the cut of yer
jib there, first mate. Now tell me what did the pirate say when he got his leg
stuck in the freezer?
I don't know that one... fire away!
Shiver
me timbers! Oh I meant to say 'wooden
leg'. Aha
I think
I just about saved that one from sinking!
JUST! You almost had to walk the plank. I couldn't help but
notice that the pocket pirates have a ships cat. I’m not a huge fan of cats...
their fur balls get caught up in the cannons and ships rigging. Would you ever
think about maybe swapping the cat for a ... pug?
Well no
offence to yer muttliness there mi old chum but we'd be lost without a ship's
cat. He's essential to life on a ship. There's no one lazes around in an old
hammock as well as a cat. Not even a pooch.
Very true! Do you have a favourite member of the pocket
pirate crew?
I think
that would have to be Old Uncle Noggin. He's always got a daft story to tell,
he's full of 'not very' funny comments and he's constantly eating. Actually
I've just realised , I think he's me !
Will there be more adventures from the pocket pirate crew...
a second book perhaps? My crew would love that!
Aye,
t'is the first of four I'm happy to say.
Four! Hazar! That is great news! We shall keep our eyes on
the horizon for those new adventures!
I hear our ships cook calling... apparently our dinner is
ready. Pedigree Squid tonight. Yum yum. He is a fantastic cook. A sausage dog
by the name of Long John from Lands’ End.
Thank you very much Captain Mould for your time. I shall get
the ships cabin puppy to type this all up and send it to shore.
Just one more thing... What did the pirate buy from the
Apple Store?
I don't
know what did the pirate buy from the Apple Store?
An i-patch ...
Arrrrrr!!! I love to tell a good joke whilst standing on my 'poop' deck
Arrrr
yer a top crew member with those old chap. Why does it take pirates so long to
learn the alphabet? Because they spend
all their time at C.
Arrrrr.... top joke. Farwell Captain Mould and may you
continue to spread the good word of us pirates far and wide for many more
tides!
Aye
farewell ship mate and thank yer kindly. Much appreciate yer time.
We
quickly pulled up anchor and continued our journey towards those filthy cats in
Sardinia. It was fantastic to catch up with Captain Mould. Such a jolly
fellow.
I wonder if he wanted a lift?
Here are some stunning snippets from Chris Mould's Pocket Pirates sketch book... Inspaaaarghrational, a true master of pen and ink.
Buy the book HERE! Follow Chris Mould on Twitter! @chrismouldink for japes, high jinx and piratical mischief!
With HUGE thanks and imaginary doubloons to star guest interviewer Danny Pearson King of the High Seas who has done a sterling job and made this marvellous interview happen - Follow him on Twitter here!